MAINSTREAM MAN
I’m a psychic guru with a tinfoil hat
But the trains are on time and I’m glad of that
Down the tunnels there inside my head
Run the shuttles of the living dead
Run the shuttles of the living dead

I board up my windows with copper plate
I gotta steel ceiling and a glass paperweight
The rats are fixed with mini photo-cams
So I can watch all across the land
So I can watch all across the land

There’s sweet antennae up on my roof
I can receive and I’ve got proof
Aliens they’re landing in my yard
Their embassy’s in a railroad car
Their embassy’s in a railroad car

There’s saucers parked all over my lawn
Neighbours don’t mind ‘cos they’re gone by dawn
The bunco squad knows where I am
And the repo men took ma red TransAm
The repo men took ma red TransAm

I smoke dope to keep me straight
Got my own rocket ship ‘cos I can’t wait
I wanna go to my home in the sky
They sent me here but I don’t know why
They sent me here but I don’t know why

Words by Peter Greatorex. Copyright (c) 2009 The Dark Brothers.

Lyrics by Peter Greatorex.
Music by George Davies/Peter Greatorex